theparisreview: #BoringBooks trending on Twitter. Some of our favorites: “Aesop’s Tables”—@FakePaulCola “One Hundred Years of Solitaire”—@Dr_Dmo “Crime and Probation”—@larrymeath “A Brief History of Thyme”—@diskgrinder “As Paint Lay Drying”—@epitasis These are great puns, certainly better than anything I can think of at this hour. The best I can do is “Lord of the Onion Rings.”

theparisreview:

#BoringBooks trending on Twitter. Some of our favorites:

“Aesop’s Tables”—@FakePaulCola

“One Hundred Years of Solitaire”—@Dr_Dmo

“Crime and Probation”—@larrymeath

“A Brief History of Thyme”—@diskgrinder

“As Paint Lay Drying”—@epitasis

These are great puns, certainly better than anything I can think of at this hour. The best I can do is “Lord of the Onion Rings.”