That’s right! Two plus two equals four! Can anyone tell me what three plus two equals? Yes? Mr. Chompers?
MURDER.
Um, no. Three plus two does not equal murder.
ARSON.
Uh, no. The answer is not arson. Let’s ask someone else.
THE TELEVISION SHOW WHITNEY.
You’re just naming off horrible things to upset the class and I’m about to send you to the principal’s office!
Animals Talking in All Caps almost always makes me laugh (except when it tries to be political instead of just funny). If you’re not following it, you should start now.
